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My Corona: Isolated Together

Wow, it's been a weird week, huh? Isn't it strange how your whole week or even month can totally change in the blink of an eye? There I was, sitting with my manager and assistant manager discussing the plan for the rest of the week.  The hysteria over the coronavirus was just beginning to amp up and my coworker who had recently returned from a trip abroad had decided to quarantine herself.   I sympathized with her decision, but I was scared about trying to juggle all the things for the week without her.  My only consolation was that, because the county was getting more and more serious about the threat of infection, there was a rumor that the programs for the week would be cancelled, taking a serious chunk of my responsibilities off my plate. This rumor turned out to be a fact, and we were scrambling to let the patrons know as soon as possible of the cancellations. After we went over the plan of attack and they assuaged all my other fears and concerns, my ma...
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Pretty in Pink Eye

via GIPHY I stole that title from this meme my friend shared after I broke the news on Facebook that I had the dreaded rosy eyeball.  Doesn't that sound prettier?  We should try and find alternative names for other inconvenient diseases.   Like, instead of a cold sore, we could call them "lip nubbins" - doesn't that sound adorable?  No?  Still gross?  Ah well. When you think about it, aren't we humans all pretty gross at times?  I mean, we ARE animals after all, with the same body hair, odor and growths issues that afflicts primates.  And yet, we think because we have evolved mentally (somewhat) we think our bodies have, too.  We live under the unrealistic belief that we are always perfectly scrubbed, clipped, and neat, when in reality, catch anyone on a bad day, and you'll see what humans really look like.  And that gives me comfort, actually.  Imagining a perfect specimen like Gal Godot is somewhere hunched over a to...

Bombshell-shocked

Time really does heal all.  Especially your ego. Last Sunday I accompanied my friend Brittany to the Tampa Bay Bridal Expo in St. Petersburg.  I love all things weddings, so I was excited she invited me.   Of course the best part of going to one of these bridal expos is not actually being the bride.  Anytime an overly-enthusiastic vendor stepped forward and asked who the bride was, I practically shoved poor Brittany at them.  Thankfully Brittany has most of her vendors already picked out and booked for her wedding so they mostly left us alone.   And after we got over the initial guilt of disappointing the vendors, we were able to enjoy all the other perks of being there.  We sampled buffet lines of pastas and cheese, luscious cakes and sweets, and even a drink or two (some we knew to be non-alcoholic, but I'm not so sure about that agave mojito.  I felt reeeeally good after that one).  And we still had a blast seeing the different pro...

Into the Woods

I think I may be evil. Even worse, I think I might be e-veeel.  Those extra consonants signify the severity of my malevolence. Yeah, I'm guilty of all the other typical "bad" stuff that we all do.  Like, framing my kid for eating the last donut hole.  Or taking credit for a group gift before I've handed in my financial contribution.  Or secretly hoping a cop shows up to pull over the jackass that's been riding my ass for miles and who then suddenly breaks free to go 60 in a 35 mph zone.  That's all normal "bad" behavior.  It's not even that bad, really.  I've probably done worse stuff but I don't feel comfortable detailing it here, in front of God, Allah, Cher, or whatever one-named deity you pray to. But I will admit to this... A few weeks ago I was going for one of my jogs around the neighborhoods.  As much as I am not an "outdoorsy" type, I've always loved jogging outside. The fresh air and freedom to go any...

Clean House

I finally got it!  I finally got it, and it was such a relief! I got the urge to clean! After weeks of staring at the piles of junk sitting on my bathroom countertops and dust collecting on my nightstand, I had had it.  Enough was enough. I did the only thing I could think of. I sat down and I read. Now I didn't pick up any ol' book just to procrastinate-- as I said, I finally had the urge to clean.  I finally picked up Marie Kondo's infamous tome on tidying, "The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up". I had several friends who read the book and swore by some of her methods for cleaning up, but I had been putting off reading it.  I mean, a book about tidying up?  I mean, I once watched a documentary about a parking lot (true story) but how interesting or (dare I say it) "life-changing" could tidying up be? As it turns out, quite a bit. After my schooling ended and I began to get a grasp on my new job routine, I think my mind finally beg...

Me's All That

So, I've already said I'm not an elegant woman.  I'm not a beautiful one either. Yeah, yeah..."Oh, you're so hard on yourself" I hear you saying.  Well, that's very kind of you, imaginary person reading this, but it's true.  I'm not saying I'm like a drooling wombat but I ain't exactly a gazelle either. I like to think of myself as your average, everyday, run-of-the-mill duck billed platypus.   Cute in an odd way.   Or odd in a cute way.   Either way, I digress... When I decide to do something "beautifying" I usually like to keep my expectations relatively low (and the cost, as well).  Just a trim here, a wax there - you know, the basics. Well, last Friday turned into a little bit of a mini makeover, much to my surprise.  I went to the salon just for a little trim and walked out feeling like Rachael Leigh Cook (you other millennials should appreciate that reference).   Of course, my life being what it is, my ...

Van Wezel-ed

Well, THAT was a surprise.  I'm still a little giddy about it, which is the only reason I have the energy to write at 11:30 p.m.   Here's what happened... About a week ago, Joe and I were tidying up the house and he mentioned off-hand that one of his videos for Ringling was nominated for a local advertising award.  I wasn't terribly shocked by this since Joe's work is pretty amazing, but I was still excited for him. "Think you'd like to be my date next Thursday?" he asked sheepishly. "You think we can find a sitter for a Thursday night?" I asked, gently putting the dishes away. "Oh, let me take care of that.  But does that sound like something you'd like to do?" he asked again. "Sure," I said over my shoulder, still examining the glasses for any leftover food particles that hadn't gotten rinsed off.  I had gone with Joe last year to one of these awards ceremonies.  It was held at the Cinebistro and we h...